yet they expect me to remember what we did in a dream.. i cant remember what i do in real life, which is 24 HOURS.
(Source: ex0rcism, via stomach-tied-in-knots)
Anonymous asked: i love you booboo <3
I only love women that make swearing sound adorable, make expressions that lighten up a cave, and take photos from a spaceship. If this message has reached you, YOU are the chosen one.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I don’t have human memories, as I am not human. Men are from Mars. I am no more human than a hedgehog could actually travel at super sonic speeds by rolling on his back.